First Post (edited July 21, 2008)

People: Look up at the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!
Darth: No, fools. It's MONKEYMAN.

This is the edited personal profile of Darth Amelie Poulain - slash - Darth [Mary] Anne Mallari - slash - Procopia Simbulas. Now you ask me, why the hell did I come up with a brand new profile?

Well, it's simply because I cannot think of a decent entry right now and all I can think about is writing about myself, which I know that none of the readers actually care about. Nevertheless, I am here to write something about my peculiarities and idiosyncrasies just to let you know what an effervescent individual I really am (YEAH RIGHT).

Born on June 8, 1984 (yes, I don't lie about my age just yet) Darth Amelie was born as an only lonely child. Ever since she was born, she lived with her grandmother and aunt. She lived as a recluse for almost five years (lol) until she finally went to school and meet other people. Even though she learned to associate herself with others, she still has the oddities that a recluse has been given with. Just like the movie Amelie, she rarely played with others.

Attending the Secret Academy of the Magical and the Mysterious (click this link for the actual school) for about more than a decade, she learned to do magic, but was definitely banned to perform them on mere mortals. Secret Academy of the Magical and the Mysterious at Planet Oooh-ah-ah was a terrible school, in her opinion. Yes, she learned a lot, but the people in that school were absolutely the most rotten. From then on, she refuses to remember anything about the Secret Academy of the Magical and the Mysterious. Also, she was able to get a math-o-phobia from this school, because of the devilish Math teacher who was also her adviser in Senior year.

Darth Amelie went back to earth and pursued the degree AB Mass Communication for a few months, but after she figured out that she didn't want to face the camera all the time and that she just wanted to be in the sidelines and write for her whole lifetime, she shifted her course to AB Literature, in the same school, Far Eastern University. AB Literature eventually made her weirder, reclusive and psychopathic (in a way), but it has also made her a very vibrant,
imaginative, scintillating, perceptive and quick-witted person that she is now (THIS IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT BY DARTH'S SPONSORS). She liked the course and the way that it transformed her into a morbid person.

After college, she worked as a researcher in a company once outside a dumpsite in Taft Avenue but they moved to a classy Makati building now and she enjoyed the company of her friends, but she feels like she's puking her wits out by working as a researcher, so she shifted to teaching at A____.

It's her fourth and last year in A___. She's going to leave in 8 months.

7 months.

6 months. :D

5 months.

She hates some people. Don't wish that you are one of them.